Mon, Mar
Mon, Mar 27, 2017

Michael Comes Home

…with Rosemarie, after leaving their dog Molly with us. Watch Molly’s tail in this clip:

Sun, Mar
Sun, Mar 26, 2017

So... What Happened Here?


This was a take-out container — the sort that Chinese restaurants locally have invested in, much to the delight of people who store leftovers in their refrigerator frequently. It survived numerous trips to the microwave without issue, and was last seen storing leftover spaghetti.

I’m not sure what I find more confusing: the fact that it’s melted, or that it was still storing leftover spaghetti in the refrigerator after it melted.

Thu, Mar
Thu, Mar 23, 2017

The Matte Corvette


I can’t decide if this man is just being unusual and distinctive in his paint choices, or if he’s trying to avoid photo radar…

Mon, Mar
Mon, Mar 20, 2017

And I Am Not Going In This Room...


Fri, Mar
Fri, Mar 17, 2017

Found on a Box Containing an Inner Tube

Okay, let's see if we can parse the instructions below, shall we?


Okay, going from left to right, top row down...


Giants will always win against dwarfs!

Wave at people staring at you from the shore!

Read a good book!

Buy a really heavy flask!

Take off your hat, drop 100% wooden arrows down your neck, and pee freely!

Float out and grab the flag twenty meters away!

Poke your belly-button!

Mobiles should be placid while you relax!

Shake your mobile!

Don't! (Just don't!)

The first nine Tintins are not allowed to use this innertube.

X marks the spot where you wave at the sock.

X marks the spot where you sail away from the tree.

X marks the tsunami!

X marks the British Columbia wilderness!

We live a short life. Anytime now, a truck with its headlights on will be right behind you. And the headlights will be 38 centimeters apart.

This was the inner tube, incidentally, bought for ten dollars as part of Vivian's invention project.


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