- March 24, 2012
My, Grandpa! What Big Patties You Have!
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- February 16, 2012
Emergencies What?
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- February 7, 2012
A Lazy Day in the Headline Writing Department
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- January 10, 2012
Tim Hortons Tries to Kill Me
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- June 22, 2011
Humanity's Dangerous Ability to Make Connections Between Things
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- November 8, 2010
Okay, Seriously, What's Up With This?!
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- July 5, 2010
A Letter of Complaint to the Facebook Customer Service Department
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- May 29, 2009
And I Can't Even Eat Sushi!
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- May 27, 2009
So *This* is What S.O.L Means...
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- October 8, 2008
Quick Hits -- October 8
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- August 30, 2008
Quick Hits -- August 30
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- May 10, 2008
Another Sign that the Human Race Might Be
Too Stupid to Live - Part II
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- April 12, 2008
Your Problem Was that Your Doll was Set to 'Evil'.
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- April 7, 2008
Hard Day, Better Evening
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- April 1, 2008
Fool For Love
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- March 6, 2008
Another Sign that the Human Race Might Be Too Stupid to Live
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- January 27, 2008
Tim Horton's Exceeds its Mandate
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- December 24, 2007
Calm For Christmas
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- October 22, 2007
The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland VIII
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- August 10, 2007
Winning a Chance to Lose
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- July 6, 2007
I Have Coldplay in my Pants!
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- November 20, 2006
A Bit of Blog Criticism...
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- September 21, 2006
A Letter of Apology to the Mercedes Benz in the Next Lane that I Dinged with a Rubber Duckie
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- August 23, 2006
The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland VII
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- May 30, 2006
The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland VI
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- April 11, 2006
The Bearded Conspiracy
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- March 3, 2006
New Father's Moment
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- January 4, 2006
Wendy Noteboom Ewell Scholarship
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- October 1, 2005
The Poor Woman of the Ikea Parking Lot
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- September 28, 2005
So Many Movies, So Little Time
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- September 21, 2005
The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland V
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- August 19, 2005
Headline: Gas Thief Escapes on Tricycle
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- August 8, 2005
Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident
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- February 15, 2005
The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland IV
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- January 8, 2005
The Perils of Making Champagne Vinegar
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- December 20, 2004
Hoax Watch
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- October 2, 2004
Proof that Fashion Designers Hate Women
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- February 13, 2004
You Can Get Anything You Want...
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- January 30, 2004
Shopping Diary
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- October 23, 2003
Tech Drooling and More
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- September 12, 2003
The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland III
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- July 11, 2003
The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland II
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- June 8, 2003
Good Use of International Symbols
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- June 7, 2003
Equal Time Demanded For the Weird Voter!
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- April 15, 2003
Conversations With Myself and Others
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- April 3, 2003
The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland
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- January 20, 2003
How to Take Down a Christmas Tree
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- September 20, 2002
Dwindling Hours
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- September 5, 2002
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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- September 4, 2002
Bathing a Cat
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- August 15, 2002
622 Songs on the Wall
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- July 15, 2002
I Smell a Rat...
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- May 30, 2002
Ratzin', fratzin', stupid glasses!
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- March 16, 2002
From the Sometimes it Doesn't Pay to Get Out of Bed Department
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