Fifteen Minutes of Shame Archives

  1. Dear Starbucks
    (On Drive-Thru Small Talk)
  2. Nice Sticker Placement...
  3. The Saga of the Industrial Sander
  4. The Importance of Fonts
  5. Tim Hortons and the Good Place
  6. Where All the Balls Went
  7. On Sobey's Marvel Promotion
  8. Hell Candy
  9. Wherein I Almost Fall for a Scam...
  10. Ludicrous Science Shows
  11. Anything...?
  12. And I Am Not Going In This Room...
  13. Found on a Box Containing an Inner Tube
  14. Meanwhile the Guy Ahead of Me is Laughing as He Looks in his Mirror and Sees Me Pursing my Lips...
  15. Somebody Lose a License Plate?
  16. Questions You Might Not Want Answered...
  17. Did someone trademark the word "donut"?
  18. The Curious Case of the Dropping Coins
  19. "Classic" Hot Dog Flavour
  20. On Pokemon GO and Stupid People
  21. Beware the Gangs of Geese
  22. Looks Legit...
  23. So, How Much Trouble Has Coke Caused With This Message on its Bottles?
  24. Did You Consult Marnie on this Arrangement?
  25. Go to Hell, Sage!
  26. At Laundry Yesterday...
  27. Our Very Own Can-Opener Bridge
  28. Only 16 TTC Flexity Streetcars from Bombardier To Come This Year.
  29. Which Way to the Lobby?
  30. Spam Shield?
  31. Not Sure What I Called Down on Myself, But Something...
  32. Says the Man Driving the Biggest Vehicle in this Picture!
  33. Health... o-holics?
  34. Science Assumptions
  35. Did Somebody Think This Through?
  36. What Happened to Michelle and Thomas?
  37. (Groan!) How Long Have You Been Holding on to THAT Joke, Newsweek?
  38. Isn't this an Oxymoron?
  39. A Picture that is a Few Teeth Away From Being Nightmarish
  40. Truly Frivolous Spending
  41. Do not be alarmed! Listen to me! DO NOT BE ALARMED!
  42. The Car Driven by Donald Trump's Nemesis...
  43. The Glorious Republic of... Waterloobia?
  44. Petty Thieves
  45. Everything On Sale, Except...
  46. Accident Waiting to Happen
  47. Letting Nature Take its Course?
  48. Plastic Parking Tickets
  49. An Educational Toy
  50. This McDonalds is Not Abandoned
  51. On the Conservatives' Goldfish Memory
  52. An Open Letter of Complaint to Onterra Farms Inc.,
  53. Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here
  54. Tiny Little Boxes
  55. My, Grandpa! What Big Patties You Have!
  56. Emergencies What?
  57. A Lazy Day in the Headline Writing Department
  58. Tim Hortons Tries to Kill Me
  59. Humanity's Dangerous Ability to Make Connections Between Things
  60. Okay, Seriously, What's Up With This?!
  61. A Letter of Complaint to the Facebook Customer Service Department
  62. And I Can't Even Eat Sushi!
  63. So *This* is What S.O.L Means...
  64. Quick Hits -- October 8
  65. Quick Hits -- August 30
  66. Another Sign that the Human Race Might Be
    Too Stupid to Live - Part II
  67. Your Problem Was that Your Doll was Set to 'Evil'.
  68. Hard Day, Better Evening
  69. Fool For Love
  70. Another Sign that the Human Race Might Be Too Stupid to Live
  71. Tim Horton's Exceeds its Mandate
  72. Calm For Christmas
  73. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland VIII
  74. Winning a Chance to Lose
  75. I Have Coldplay in my Pants!
  76. A Bit of Blog Criticism...
  77. A Letter of Apology to the Mercedes Benz in the Next Lane that I Dinged with a Rubber Duckie
  78. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland VII
  79. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland VI
  80. The Bearded Conspiracy
  81. New Father's Moment
  82. Wendy Noteboom Ewell Scholarship
  83. The Poor Woman of the Ikea Parking Lot
  84. So Many Movies, So Little Time
  85. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland V
  86. Headline: Gas Thief Escapes on Tricycle
  87. Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident
  88. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland IV
  89. The Perils of Making Champagne Vinegar
  90. Hoax Watch
  91. Proof that Fashion Designers Hate Women
  92. You Can Get Anything You Want...
  93. Shopping Diary
  94. Tech Drooling and More
  95. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland III
  96. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland II
  97. Good Use of International Symbols
  98. Equal Time Demanded For the Weird Voter!
  99. Conversations With Myself and Others
  100. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland
  101. How to Take Down a Christmas Tree
  102. Dwindling Hours
  103. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
  104. Bathing a Cat
  105. 622 Songs on the Wall
  106. I Smell a Rat...
  107. Ratzin', fratzin', stupid glasses!
  108. From the Sometimes it Doesn't Pay to Get Out of Bed Department