Reuters released this news story about a blind psychic who claims to be able to make up for not reading palms by reading buttocks instead.
Hmm. I bet those are interesting "reading" sessions he has.
"Buck is reluctant to speak about his successes, but says he correctly predicted an actress from a popular German soap-opera was going to write a book, and says a stockbroker has been using his services for over two years."
I guess the stockmarket has really hit bottom this time.