Here's a Verizon Wireless commercial I would like to see.
(Hicktown)
CELLPHONE GUY: Can you hear me now? Good!
(Top of Mount Everest)
CELLPHONE GUY: Can you hear me now? Good!
(Antarctica)
CELLPHONE GUY: Can you hear me now? Hello? Hello? (shakes phone) Hello?
(Blizzard moves in)
CELLPHONE GUY: Somebody GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!