Well, that title should get me some hits from some very “interesting” sources.
Anyway, coming back on the subway from our afternoon out doing taxes, Erin and I spotted this advertisement. The ad design itself cannot help but make you wonder about the connections, here. I mean, what’s going on? Is this combination hair specialist/sex clinic actually two businesses under one roof? Are both businesses in such a state that they have to share advertising space? Or is something about the treatments they offer… applicable to both of the medical services they advertise?
Hmm…
Doctor: Good news, sir! With our treatment, we can fix the problems associated with your dull libido. You will be back to satisfying your wife in no time!
Man: Wonderful!
Doctor: I should warn you, however, that there are some side effects.
Man: Side effects?
Doctor: Yes. Nothing serious, you understand. Just some random hair growth… …and not necessarily on your head, you understand. Also, you may develop a tendency to howl at a full moon.
Man: WHAT?!
(In the next room)
Doctor 2: Good news, sir! With our treatment, we can solve the problem of your male pattern baldness. There are, however, some side-effects.
Man 2: Side effects?
Doctor 2: Yes… Um… Do you like red meat, sir?