Vivian is walking with Nora and Erin to the condo association’s playground.
VIVIAN: “Mommy? It’s time for us to have a debate.”
ERIN: “Uh… okay. What are we having a debate about?”
VIVIAN: “Which person should sit on top of the other person.”
ERIN: “Vivi! It’s muddy! Nobody is sitting on anybody!”
VIVIAN: “That’s not one of the positions in the debate!”
Liberal, Tory, same old story…