Beware the Gangs of Geese


This sign is not telling you to drive carefully. It’s telling you not to stop. Don’t show these bastards any sign of weakness. They will swarm you, tackle you, and steal the change that falls out of your pockets. Don’t give them that chance. Just run!

In the Marvel Universe, Squirrel Girl is a beloved figure that has beaten some of the biggest heroes and villains of the game, because nobody takes her seriously, until they’re too late, and fishing squirrels out of their pants. Goose Guy would be a formidable enemy, because he too would often be underestimated. However, unlike Squirrel Girl, he would have no interest in being cute.

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