Fifteen Minutes of Shame Archives

  1. Phone Conversation During the Pandemic
  2. Dear Starbucks
    (On Drive-Thru Small Talk)
  3. Nice Sticker Placement...
  4. The Saga of the Industrial Sander
  5. The Importance of Fonts
  6. Tim Hortons and the Good Place
  7. Where All the Balls Went
  8. On Sobey's Marvel Promotion
  9. Hell Candy
  10. Wherein I Almost Fall for a Scam...
  11. Ludicrous Science Shows
  12. Anything...?
  13. And I Am Not Going In This Room...
  14. Found on a Box Containing an Inner Tube
  15. Meanwhile the Guy Ahead of Me is Laughing as He Looks in his Mirror and Sees Me Pursing my Lips...
  16. Somebody Lose a License Plate?
  17. Questions You Might Not Want Answered...
  18. Did someone trademark the word "donut"?
  19. The Curious Case of the Dropping Coins
  20. "Classic" Hot Dog Flavour
  21. On Pokemon GO and Stupid People
  22. Beware the Gangs of Geese
  23. Looks Legit...
  24. So, How Much Trouble Has Coke Caused With This Message on its Bottles?
  25. Did You Consult Marnie on this Arrangement?
  26. Go to Hell, Sage!
  27. At Laundry Yesterday...
  28. Our Very Own Can-Opener Bridge
  29. Only 16 TTC Flexity Streetcars from Bombardier To Come This Year.
  30. Which Way to the Lobby?
  31. Spam Shield?
  32. Not Sure What I Called Down on Myself, But Something...
  33. Says the Man Driving the Biggest Vehicle in this Picture!
  34. Health... o-holics?
  35. Science Assumptions
  36. Did Somebody Think This Through?
  37. What Happened to Michelle and Thomas?
  38. (Groan!) How Long Have You Been Holding on to THAT Joke, Newsweek?
  39. Isn't this an Oxymoron?
  40. A Picture that is a Few Teeth Away From Being Nightmarish
  41. Truly Frivolous Spending
  42. Do not be alarmed! Listen to me! DO NOT BE ALARMED!
  43. The Car Driven by Donald Trump's Nemesis...
  44. The Glorious Republic of... Waterloobia?
  45. Petty Thieves
  46. Everything On Sale, Except...
  47. Accident Waiting to Happen
  48. Letting Nature Take its Course?
  49. Plastic Parking Tickets
  50. An Educational Toy
  51. This McDonalds is Not Abandoned
  52. On the Conservatives' Goldfish Memory
  53. An Open Letter of Complaint to Onterra Farms Inc.,
  54. Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here
  55. Tiny Little Boxes
  56. My, Grandpa! What Big Patties You Have!
  57. Emergencies What?
  58. A Lazy Day in the Headline Writing Department
  59. Tim Hortons Tries to Kill Me
  60. Humanity's Dangerous Ability to Make Connections Between Things
  61. Okay, Seriously, What's Up With This?!
  62. A Letter of Complaint to the Facebook Customer Service Department
  63. And I Can't Even Eat Sushi!
  64. So *This* is What S.O.L Means...
  65. Quick Hits -- October 8
  66. Quick Hits -- August 30
  67. Another Sign that the Human Race Might Be
    Too Stupid to Live - Part II
  68. Your Problem Was that Your Doll was Set to 'Evil'.
  69. Hard Day, Better Evening
  70. Fool For Love
  71. Another Sign that the Human Race Might Be Too Stupid to Live
  72. Tim Horton's Exceeds its Mandate
  73. Calm For Christmas
  74. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland VIII
  75. Winning a Chance to Lose
  76. I Have Coldplay in my Pants!
  77. A Bit of Blog Criticism...
  78. A Letter of Apology to the Mercedes Benz in the Next Lane that I Dinged with a Rubber Duckie
  79. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland VII
  80. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland VI
  81. The Bearded Conspiracy
  82. New Father's Moment
  83. Wendy Noteboom Ewell Scholarship
  84. The Poor Woman of the Ikea Parking Lot
  85. So Many Movies, So Little Time
  86. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland V
  87. Headline: Gas Thief Escapes on Tricycle
  88. Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident
  89. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland IV
  90. The Perils of Making Champagne Vinegar
  91. Hoax Watch
  92. Proof that Fashion Designers Hate Women
  93. You Can Get Anything You Want...
  94. Shopping Diary
  95. Tech Drooling and More
  96. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland III
  97. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland II
  98. Good Use of International Symbols
  99. Equal Time Demanded For the Weird Voter!
  100. Conversations With Myself and Others
  101. The Moment I Realized I'd Left Reality and Was Now a Resident of Cloudcookooland
  102. How to Take Down a Christmas Tree
  103. Dwindling Hours
  104. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
  105. Bathing a Cat
  106. 622 Songs on the Wall
  107. I Smell a Rat...
  108. Ratzin', fratzin', stupid glasses!
  109. From the Sometimes it Doesn't Pay to Get Out of Bed Department